Life Think #46: Satiron

July 30, 2009

Irony: There is nothing ironic about iron.

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Some people think that Iraq and Iran are pretty much the same. Those people also don’t play Scrabble.

I would have called the iPod an “iBis” because it is my favourite wading bird and I have ADHD.

Community Radio is so progressive. They’re constantly playing snippets of 4’33” by John Cage.

Life Think #42: Gummis

July 18, 2009

They should release mint flavoured condoms called condomints. Nobody tries anything anymore.

True maturity is folding your collapsible Razor Scooter for the safety and comfort of others.

Don’t want to spoil The Da Vinci Code for anyone, but it turns out it’s just Wing Dings.