Life Think #58: Bottom 8 proposed introductions to the soap opera “Days of our Lives”

1. “Like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.”

2…

…1345. “Like a robot dolphin through this flaming hoop, so are the days of our lives. Freaking sweet.”

1346. “Very much like this well [show picture of an ancient wishing well with Leprechaun standing near it], this show is going very well; very much like the days of our lives.” [this last bit should be said in an Irish accent]

1347. “Like jogging with your underwear full of sand in a metaphorical triathlon from hell, so are the days of our lives.”

1348. “See all this stuff on last year’s calendar? Most of these were the days of our lives. I should really throw this out.”

1348. “I’m pretty sure these are the days of our lives. Or is it these? Wait, let me get my glasses.”

1349. “Hey, who didn’t wipe their feet and dragged sand into the house? Oh, it was the days of our lives.”

1350. “Yeah, that pile of timber and rubbish over there. Yeah. Next to that, that’s where I last saw the days of our lives, officer.”

1351. “Like the battery power on my Casio watch, so are the days of our lives. You can’t buy these damn batteries anymore either so it’s even more apt.”