Life Think #26: Social Networking Using Rice

Throwing rice at someone: Thanks for the add.

Grain of rice stuck to upper lip: I’m single.

Allowing uncooked rice to slip slowly through your fingers: It’s my birthday.

Screaming and burning oneself while eating very hot rice: Poke

Offering rice to everyone: I’ve posted an insightful blog I think you may well enjoy.

Sitting near rice, but kinda ignoring it: Yes, I do remember you from High School.

Sitting near rice, but looking at it a lot: Your new photos capture the quintessence of youth.

Two grains of rice held gracefully in unfurled palm: Thinking about joining Twitter.

Carrying 2kg bag of rice on shoulder: Here for: Friendships, Dating, Serious Relationships.

Storing leftover rice in small Tupperware container: LOL.

Life Think #25: Eye’s that?

I think the Fred Hollows Foundation should sponsor 20/20 cricket. The marketing practically writes itself.

Life Think #24: Government Reports (Best of)

We’ve all been there. Months and months of writing, fact-checking, interviewing experts and preparing graphs. And then—finally—it’s complete. You’ve finished that federally mandated issues paper into the live animal and reproductive material export conditions of animals from the Western Murray Darling Basin. Spiceworld! Now all you need is a title page, a catchy title, and perhaps even an aesthetically pleasing picture, if mi lady darest.

Always be honest.

Don’t be afraid to be a little raunchy.

LOLLING is the best medicine (not for an impacted bowel though; that requires surgery and 6 months recuperation and physio)

Feet on a stool LMAO. Or as they say in FRANCE “dooblay ontondra!!”

Know your audience.

Not sure what’s happening here but I’m pretty sure it’s a HATE CRIME.

Life Think #23: Bitch Boy

Irony: Out of all the Beach Boys I only hate Mike Love.

Life Think #22: Ringo Starrbucks

I want to open a musical café. To order a weak caffeine-free coffee you have to play the following chords: D E C A F(dim)

Life Think #21: Bald Lang Seine

Note to self: If anyone asks, you are not going bald – you are just having a bad hair decade.

Life Think #20: Sister Mary Magdelol

Nuns are the lowest form of wit.

Life Think #19: Hand Handwich

On the one hand, some people are right-handed. On the other, some are left. And on another hand, some people are born with birth defects such as additional limbs.

Life Think #18: E-vironmentalist

Life Think #17: Penne Testo

“Probatio Pennae” is a Medieval Latin term for testing a pen. I bet you think of this next time you test a pen.